Hey bros. Turns out my Internet has been hijacked by SOMEone who needs to download "new/old Halo maps." So, I got no wifi juice with which to power my computer.
Being the slacker she is, Crabby took the opportunity to leave the office early to go have a crabby tea party in the park or something.
So, thanks for your messages. But she is currently out of the office. If you need to speak with someone immediately, please dial '0' to speak with the operator, or email firstname.lastname@example.org. Otherwise, Crabby will respond to your message when she returns.