OMG!!! It's Pharonsquare's 4th birthday!!! Can you even believe it? I've been spilling this drivel online for an absurd FOUR YEARS now and somehow keep tricking you guys into coming back. I feel like I should have grown and have some important life lessons to share with you now.
But I don't. Instead, I have evidence that I threw a surprise party...for my blog. That's the same as totally being a grown-up, right?!
Here comes my blog. She has a blindfold on and has NO idea what's about to happen...shhh!
Hooray!!! Pharonsquare, it's your birthday!!! Now, let's get you something to wear:
BALLLLLLER!!! Now, onto the treats!!
So....yeah. That's kind of all I had planned. What should we do now?
Shoot, hold on, blog. Let me quick watch this ep of Pretty Little Liars. Can you entertain yourself?
Well lady, it's been a priiiiiiiiiitty important day full of super fun Fun and surprises. I gotta say: I'm exhausted from all the crazy fun Fun we've had and all the awesome surprises. Mind if I just nod off here on the couch? Cool...
Well, Happy Birthday, Pharonsquare. Four years is a long ass time to do anything, but thanks to all my crazy readers who keep checking in and motivating me to keep writing. You guys are the real heroes...